Category: food
T-Pain Celebrates Purchasing His Own Restaurant!
-Avier Wanjou-Brass- Cousins! Instead of buying you a drink, T-Pain might make you one in his new restaurant y’all! The R&B singer and hitmaker has [more…]
Hershey Releases New Limited Edition Blueberry Flavored Kit Kat!
-Avier Wanjou-Brass- Cousins! There is a new Kit Kat flavor turning heads! Attempting to showcase that eating candy for breakfast is socially acceptable, Hershey is [more…]
McDonald’s Sued For $900 Million By Start-Up Company That Repairs Broken Ice Cream Machines!
-Avier Wanjou-Brass- Cousins! Our go-to fast-food chain is being sued! And word on the street is the suit is coming from a company that repairs [more…]
Louisiana Teacher Pleads Guilty To Lacing Cupcakes She Gave Students With Her Husband’s Sperm!
-Tamara’Shanay- Cousins! A Louisiana teacher has admitted to a series of absolutely gut wrenching crimes recently including the distribution of cupcakes to her students laced [more…]
Rihanna And ASAP Rocky Reportedly Planning To Get Married In Barbados After Having Baby!
-Avier Wanjou-Brass- Cousins! Since Rihanna announced her pregnancy with ASAP Rocky, social media has been in a blaze with the continuous out-pouring of love and [more…]
Wait A Minute! Could Snoop Dogg Be Launching Vegan Hot Dogs?
-Avier Wanjou-Brass- Cousins! Snoop Dogg is a jack of all trades, and this iconic rapper could be stepping his foot in the plant-based world! When [more…]
NYC Mayor Eric Adams Set To Introduce ‘Vegan Fridays’ To Public School Students!
-Tamara’Shanay- Cousins! In efforts of offering healthier and nutritious meal plan options to students, New York City Mayor Eric Adams is set to introduce ‘Vegan [more…]
Tiffany Haddish Arrested For DUI, After Reportedly Falling Asleep Behind The Wheel!
-Tamara’Shanay- Cousins! Tiffany Haddish ‘s weekend is off to an eventful start after being arrested for a DUI, as officials state she fell asleep behind [more…]
Whole Foods Argues That It Is Their Constitutional Right To Ban Employees From Wearing BLM Masks!
-Tamara’Shanay- Cousins! Whole Foods is currently arguing that the federal government is attempting to violate their constitutional rights from blocking their employees from wearing Black [more…]
Chipotle Adds Plant-based Chorizo And Lifestyle Bowls To The Menu!
-Avier Wanjou-Brass- Cousins! There is a new addition to the Chipotle menu, and it is Plant-based! Made from Chipotle peppers, ripe tomato paste, crushed garlic, [more…]
Jadakiss Advocates For Rappers To Live A Healthier Lifestyle, ” Healthy Is Gansta”
-Brittany Hennis- Cousins! Just because you are a gangster doesn’t mean you can’t live and maintain a healthy lifestyle! Rapper Jadakiss has been open and [more…]
New San Diego Law Will Require Businesses To Donate Edible Food To Local Organizations Instead Of Regularly Throwing It Away!
-Tamara’Shanay- Cousins! A brand new law is set to go into place at the beginning of 2022 that will require businesses in San Diego to [more…]
What The Cluck??? Customer Discovers Fried Chicken Head In Box Of Wings From KFC?
-Tamara’ShaNay- Cousins! A customer found an unexpected surprise in their box of wings recently while eating KFC, in the form of a deep fried chicken [more…]
Tenders At Risk Of Going Extinct Following Chicken Shortage!
-Avier Wanjou Brass- Cousins! It seems like we may have to cut back on eating chicken tenders because word on the street is that we [more…]
A Little Something New: Arby’s Announces Crinkle Fry And Curly Fry Flavored Vodkas!
-Avier Wanjou Brass- Cousins! Do you have a taste for oddly weird things? In this case, Arby’s might have something just for your taste buds. [more…]
DJ Khaled Launches Global Chicken Wing Startup Company With Jet Ski Delivery Option!
-Brittany Hennis- Cousins! ONE THING ABOUT KHALED, HE’S GOING TO CHASE A BAG! DJ Khaled has set the bar another inch higher as he recently [more…]
Newly Filed Lawsuit Forwards Claims That Chicken, Pork And Cattle DNA Was Discovered In Subway Tuna Sandwiches!
Cousins! Now usually if it smells like a fish, tastes like a fish, looks like a fish…it’s a fish! However a recently amended lawsuit has [more…]
It’s a Hard-knock Life: Subway Manager Accused Of Swindling Workers $38 Million Plans To Leave Company!
-Avier Wanjou-Brass Cousins! Imagine putting blood, sweat, and tears into your occupation to be underpaid. This is the case for many Subway Northern Cal workers, [more…]
Taraji P. Henson Reveals That She Plans To Break Into The Music Industry And Is Also Set To Release A Dance EP!
Cousins Ahhhkay Taraji P. Henson is ready to flex her talents in the world of music y’all and she’s doing it 100% her way! Taraji [more…]
Jessie Woo, Joyner Lucas And Cam’ron Call Out Karen Civil For Finnesing Folks Out Of Their Coins!
Cousins! Well known marketing strategist Karen Civil has been making moves in the industry for over ten years working with some of the biggest names [more…]
Health Researchers Discover That Eating One Single Hot Dog Can Possibly Take 36 Minutes Off Of A Person’s Life!
Cousins! Health researchers at the University of Michigan have recently made both an interesting and alarming discovery noting that eating a single hot dog has [more…]
McDonald’s McFlurry Machine MakerSlapped With Restraining Order In Legal Battle Detailing Why The Machine Never Works!
Cousins! For years McDonald’s Ice cream machines have lived up to the circulated and proven theory that their machines almost never ever work! In response [more…]
McDonald’s Announces Celebrity Meal Collaboration With Saweetie!
Cousins! Congratulations are in order as the concoction queen Saweetie is taking her talents to McDonalds following news that she’s next in line for their [more…]
Petition Of 40,000 People Demand Queens DA Office To Reopen Murder Case Of Karina Ventrano!
Cousins! A petition of over 40,000 signatures has been forwarded in regards to the tragic murder of jogger Karina Ventrano! Petitioners are demanding the Queens [more…]
Kraft Debuts New Limited EditionMac And Cheese Flavored Ice Cream!
Cousins! Kraft has officially released an all new limited edition macaroni and cheese flavored ice cream in partnership with Brooklyn based vendor Van Leeuween scheduled [more…]