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Legendary Director Spike Lee To Create Musical Dedicated To The Invention Of Viagra!

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Iconic film director Spike Lee is currently in the works of creating possibly one of the most intriguing musicals to ever grace the big screen based on the invention of viagra!

Spike teamed up with screenwriter, actor and playwright talent Kwame Kewi-Armagh to create the ‘Little blue pill’ film alongside Stew Stewart and Hedi Rodewald, reports the New York Post.

Spike has released an official statement within detail about the film. He says, “First And Foremost, I Thank Ms. Jacquelyn Shelton Lee. I Thank My Late Mother For As She Would Say Taking ‘My Narrow,Rusty Behind’ Dragging,Kickin’ And Screamin’ To The Movies When I Wuz A Nappy Headed Kid Growing Up In Da Streets Of Da People’s Republic Of Brooklyn. I Did Not Want To See Corny People Singin’ And Dancin’. I Instead Wanted To Play With My Friends On Da Block,Stoop Ball,Stick Ball,Punch Ball, Soft Ball, Basketball,2 Hand Touch, Tackle Football, Coco Leevio, Johnny On Da Pony, Hot,Peas And Butter, Crack Top,Down Da Sewer And Of Course-Booty’s Up. All The Great New York City Street Games That Might Be Sadly Lost Forever. My Father,Bill Lee,Jazz/Folk Bassist,Composer HATED HollyWeird Movies,Henceforth And What Not,Me Being The Eldest Of 5 Children I Became Mommy’s Movie Date. She Was A Cinefile. Thank You Lawdy She Didn’t Listen To My Ongoing Complaints About Musicals. “

The statement continues, “So Finally Going Into My 4th Decade As A Filmmaker I Will Be Directing An DANCIN’,ALL SINGIN’ MUSICAL Spike Lee Joint And I Can’t Wait. My Moms Has Been Waiting TOO!!! And Dats Da Rodgers And Hammerstein Truth,Ruth.”

Incase you didn’t know Viagra was originally created in the late 80s with intention of treating chest and heart pains which inadvertently at first created an unknowing erotic erection in men but ultimately expands the possibility of sexual dysfunctions.

Reports read that the elements and drugs included in Viagra are extremely high risk.

There has been no released date at this time.

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